i bought a new trashcan and i dont know how to throw the old one away. it doesnt fit in the new trashcan.
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies
in the reverse order
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends