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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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shaving your balls seems like a good idea until  days later

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asthmas:

Sam Morrison, First Ave., NYC




blazepress:

Bloodmoon.

Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

143,260 notes / 11 hours ago /